A Funny Thing... In The Elevator

That moment when a random person recognizes you in a public elevator.

Guy: Excuse me, are you chubby...
Me: 😨 ...
Guy: –chubby...?
Me: 😨 ...
Guy: ... The Chubby Ninja.. Are you?
Me: ooooooh. I thought you were calling me fat.
Guy: (sputters awkwardly)

I really need to change my Instagram name. :)